Asparagus

from Glitter Cannons by Floodwater Angel

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A: Think i'll stay in bed today
Make a cup of earl grey
D7: Who needs sunshine anyways
A: Totinos crusted to the tray

A: Secluded in my crochet
I think i missed my birthday
D7: No need to go to the parade
A: I bought a flag on ebay

A: Just Too many games to play
Fortnite, apex, runescape
D7: Bootleggin broadway
Im gonna have a field day

A: Time for tonights entree
Totino pizza roll buffet
D7: Turn on the tee-vay
Theres fire on my display

A: I dont need to go outside
In here i feel kinda alive
D7: And that's
Just as good A:
Terrified of variety
Blame it on the anxiety
And its
Just as good
E: I dont think about leavin
No i dont think about leavin
Cause im not even sure i A: could

*solo*

Oh could it be?
A rainbow future all for me?
Oh gee goll eee
I dont think its quite the sight to see

This news has got me worried
The footage kinda blurry
I dont like gettin up early
And the rallys at 9:30

I get enough validity
From my online community
I'm asking for impunity
Im barely out of puberty

I would answer truthfully
If it wasnt for my zoolatry
I speak memish fluently
I'll show you one you havent seen

"Did you see this one? Yeah on twitter this morning. Yeah shes my hero... haaaaa"

I dont need to go outside
This thing makes me feel alive
And its
Just as good
I think i hate the nazi's
Cept the ones that are furrys
And they're
Just as good
And im not thinkin about climate change
Or the libya slave exhange
Not thinkin of border camps
Kids in plastic, hot and cramped
Not thinking about the war
Thats sitting right at my front door


Bm: I been living away from fear
E: And the door dash almost here
Nothin wrong with living quietly
I'll just blame it in the anxiety
Why get outside of my shell
When the outside is fucking hell
Its enough to make me scream
If i look away from my computer screen
I dont wanna live anymore

So i told my therapist
She said make a checklist
Of all the things that you miss
Get high and watch Asparagus

I said that was obtuse
Borderline mental abuse
She says sip some lemon juice
I say iv drip the news

She says no need to be pissed
Became a nostalgist
And if the problems persist
She'll up the dose on my xanix

I went home and watched Star Wars
And locked all of my doors
Clothes all strung out on the floor
Just your typical sophomore

"Knock knock, daaamn bitch, you live like this?"

I dont need to go outside
This echo chamber is all mine
And its
Just as good
I'm back on my bullshit
It just cant get better than this
And its
Just as good
I dont see the reason
To worry bout the seasons
When i got shit on replay
The office reruns all day
Dont gotta plant tree sprouts
When you're worried bout the clout
And its gooooooooooood

*solo*

I been sippin on gin and juice
Been wearin my bed like a noose
Been keepin tally on my wrist
Blame it all on the therapist
I dont think i have slept in days
Cause my tumblr wall is aflame
From the aces who are burning flags
Of the dirty allo fags
Someone on reddit made me feel ashamed
Cause they didnt like my name

But i think its good

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from Glitter Cannons, released November 26, 2021

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